, Addison and Naomi Quotes

Addison: What are you doing?
Naomi: I'm supporting my eating disorder. What are you doing?
Addison: Oh, using handbags to fill the sexual void.
Naomi: Well, I am avoiding Sam's Kisses. I'm avoiding Dell's kisses. I am avoiding being kissed. I'm gonna donate my lips to chocolate.
Addison: Yeah, well, the cop still hasn't called. Two weeks no call. These lips? Dry. Virgin lips untouched by man. I Am having sex. With Bottega Veneta.

Addison: So, uh, Pete asked me out. Do I go? No I mean, do I go,
Naomi: ...
Addison: With the dry, untoched lips and all?
Naomi: I'm Making Human life here.
Addison: Patient. I will see her now.
Naomi: Thank you.

Naomi: Uh, no, go ahead.
Addison: You're gonna forgive me eventually, Nal.

Addison: He's perfect. He's a good guy. He's sweet and funny and very pretty and--
Naomi: And the problem is what?
Addison: He said it.
Naomi: Oh, god. He said it? So fast?
Addison: I'm freaking out. Why am I freaked out?
Naomi: Well, because you have trust issues.
Addison: I don't have trust issues.
Naomi: You cheated on Derek. Derek cheated on you. How could you not have trust issues?
Addison: This is not about that. It's about what Kevin said. He said... What is wrong with him that he would say it so soon?
Naomi: Maybe he actually does--
Addison: No,no,no. Don't say it.
Naomi: Trust issues.

Addison: I think I may have just gone too far.
Naomi: With what?
Addison: I followed Kevin.
Naomi: What do-- what do you mean, you followed him?
Addison: At first it was just a routine surveillance.
Naomi: You are not a cop.
Addison: I followed him to work, to the precinct, which is apparently where I should've stopped.
Naomi: Oh, god.Where-- where are you now, crazy woman?
Addison: I'm not insane. I went to the precinct. Five minutes later, he comes roaring out of the parking garage in another car, a van.
Naomi: Did it-- did it not occur to you that he might be working?
Addison: Of course he could be working. Only maybe he's not working. People lie, they lie and they cheat and they ruin people's lives, and I am not gonna be one of those women who gets duped.
Naomi: Addison-- Addison, you need to be careful.
Addison: Or maybe he's working.

N: I want to go away with my boyfriend, like a woman, like a-a woman with a lover. Lover? Lover. I like that. That's a lot better than boyfriend. He's my lover.
What do you think?
A: Lover?
N: No. Yeah,it sounds stupid. It sounds like a soap opera.
A: No, no, it's not...
N: What about paramour?