, Pete and Sam Quotes

Pete: So I wait outside Addison's house for, like, 2 hours. She didn't show up. I don't wait outside women's houses. She should be waiting outside my house.
Sam: Does she even know you're interested?
Pete: She'll know. I'm on it.
Sam: She has you on a string.
Pete: Yeah, you get it anywhere with Naomi?
Sam: Hey, that.. That's not the point. Okay, I'm not on a string. I'm in charge. I'm in control. I got this.
Pete: Yeah, how do you have this?
Sam: I don't know yet.

Sam: These women.
Pete: Yeah.

Pete: I am thinking we should hit a bar tonight after work... Try again. There are so many beautiful women in L. A.
Sam: Pete, Naomi and I, we just came out of a long-term relationship. I don't know if I'm ready to--
Pete: Sam, Cooper is dating.
Sam: Well, Cooper is dating the antichrist.
Pete: Well, at least he's dating. You gotta get back out there. I am making it my mission to get you a date.