Addison & Archer Quotes

Addison: I miss you, but this isn't a visit. You're in my city. You're in my building. You're sleeping with my best friend. I mean, you're--you're-- you're in my patient's brain!
Archer: I'm not moving in with you, Addie. I just wanted to be closer.
Addison: You have to go. I love you, but you have... you have to go.

Ar: I like women. I like a lot of women. But I am not married to Naomi, and she is not the mother of my children.
Ad: Naomi sat by your side while you had surgery, she held your hand. You're upstairs sticking your tongue down her throat, seeing her every day, letting her believe that you two have something together--
Ar: Well, I thought I was dying.
Ad: You are.. you are asking me to lie for you. You are making me feel dirty and cheap, and I'm 10 years old again telling mother that I went out for ice cream with daddy when really I'm sitting in his office while he's screwing his secretary down the hall.
Ar: I'm too much of a snob to screw secretaries.
Ad: You think this is funny?!
Ar: No. I think that you're one to talk. I seem to remember something about you doing your husband's best friend behind his back.
Ad: That was once. I slipped once.
Ar: Okay, so you're like-- you're like an alcoholic? You're on a program...
Ad: My god. You..
Ar: "God grant me the serenity" and all that crap?
Ad: ..are so mean when you know that I am right.
Ar: You know what? I am mean when I want you to mind your own business.
Ad: I won't keep your secrets for--
Ar: Yes, you will. Montgomerys look the other way when it is none of their business.