Violet & Cooper Quotes

1.02 - In Which Sam Receives an Unexpected Visitor
Violet: Cooper, how do you even
know how to find a stripper?
Cooper: Ginger is not a stripper.
She's an entertainer.
Violet: What does that even mean?

Cooper:Vye,open up.
Violet: I think I might need to borrow some tools. The--the frame's still in one piece. The wheels came off and the chain, but I-I think I might need a-a blowtorch or a hacksaw. Do you have a hacksaw?
Cooper: Is this helping?
Violet:Yeah. Yeah,actually. It's very therapeutic. Oh,damn it. I am so full of crap.
I went over to Allan's with the bike. But he'd already gotten one...from Cami. Yes,he told her the bike story. It took him two years to tell me the bike story. They've been together,what,a day? And he told her the bike story.- I'm an idiot.
Cooper:No,you're not.
Violet:No,I am. I am. I am. He's married. It's over. I am an idiot.
Cooper:Violet,you are not. You're just--you're,uh,you're just honest. That's your fatal flaw. It's my favorite thing about you.
Violet: All right.
Copper: Come here.
Violet:You want to help me run
the bike over with my car?
Cooper:Absolutely.

Edited by Izzie Stevens - 9/10/2007, 14:55

1.03 - In Which Addison Finds The Magic
Cooper:You listening to allan's message again?
Violet:I have other messages...from patients.
Cooper:Do those patients ask you to pick up chinese and tell you they love you?
Violet:You know what? I'm sorry I told you about it.I thought you'd understand.
Cooper:Guys don't keep messages from an ex.That's a woman thing.
Violet:Well,what do you know about women that you didn't get off the internet?
Cooper:Just erase the message.

1.04 - In Which Addison Has a Very Casual Get
Violet: Are you going to this Addison thing?
Cooper: I'll go if you go.
Violet: You know what? There comes a point when you're life is set, when you're done with new people. I mean, honestly do I really need a new friend?
Cooper: No, not with me around. I mean I'm a lot of friend. I'm like two double patties worth of friend.
Violet: That's what I'm saying.
Cooper: That's what I'm saying.

Cooper: Violet! Step away from the pee-pee.

Violet:There is no way she's right. He is not still thinking about me.
Cooper: Of course he's still thinking about you,you idiot. You don't have to be mean about it. You're hard to forget.
Violet: Cooper.
Cooper: What? I'm just saying you are very loud,you have a lot of curly hair.

1.07 In Wich Sam Gets Taken for a Ride

Violet: Rip off the bandaid, Coop. I did.
Cooper: Yeah... can't.
Violet: You... you have to... you've already seen me naked.
Cooper: I know, and you're... beautiful. I'm sorry. I... thought I could but...
Violet: You can't reject me, you have low standards... you have no standards!
Cooper: It's different, Violet.
Violet: No, it's not different! I... I am offering you uncomplicated, unemotional sex.
Cooper: No! You're... you're not some random girl from the Internet, with you it doesn't mean nothing... it never will...

Cooper: Oh, you're... wow, you're naked.
Violet: Yeah, it makes the sex easier.
Cooper: It's just, ah, I've never seen you naked. In the office you always have your clothes on.
Violet: Well, yeah, I try to be a professional.